As is custom, the Enterprise asked a few locals to speculate on the future that awaits us all in 2023.  Some of the suggestions are practical and serious, some are hopeful, and some are…well, you’ll have to read them!

 Mandi Hess, President Malad Area Chamber of Commerce

I am hoping for a great business year in 2024. The gig economy is strong + lots of mobile businesses are popping up all over the county.

I predict an increase in our economic sector, stronger community outreach + more young entrepreneurs. I predict our local businesses + entities will really step up this year to help meet the needs of our community.

I predict the community will help foster + grow exciting, new businesses in our community. Realistically, I know that we are in a hard place but I am optimistic about our future. I think locals + non locals alike will come to see what is really available in our beautiful county.

Overall I predict our community becomes more dependent on what is local. Supporting what is here creating a demand for business growth.

Weather, my guess is as good as yours here, but I see warmer and drier conditions for 2024. 

On a lighter side, I hope the 49ers make it to the Superbowl…and win, a girl can always dream, right? Go Niners!  

 Lacey Clark, 4-H Coordinator

I think we will see an increase in beef and hogs for fair and a slight decrease in sheep.

 I think the 4-H program is going to grow as a whole.

 I predict the livestock judging team will place in the top 5 at the state fair.

 Tammy Benson, Quilters Guild, Daughters of Utah Pioneers

I came across this writing Published in A Funny World of Random works – Oct 2023

If you buy a pen, you will have a pen;

If you use it to write, you will have a writing pen;

If you use it to raise a chicken, you will have a chicken pen;

If you buy another pen, you will have two pens.

Now, you have experienced how masterful I am, at perfectly predicting the often-unpredictable future.

For This year 2024

The earth will continue to get warmer and more severe weather events will occur.

El Niño will only last to the end of the summer

There will be two major Holidays at the end of the year.

Space X’s Starship will complete a launch without either stage exploding.

 NASA’s Artemis II mission will return humans to the moon’s orbit. 

Less than half of the US egg supply will be cage-free.

Oppenheimer will win Best Picture at the Academy Awards

Taylor Swift will become the entertainer of the year

Shohei Ohtani will lead the major leagues in home runs.

There will be a February 29 this year.

As for politics:  “The more things change, the more they stay the same.”

Inflation will finally come under control.

The rich will continue to get rich and the middle class poorer.

House Republicans and Democrats will continue to make bigger fools of themselves and continue to cheese off the general public.

 Enoch Ward, Ward’s Ace and Country Store

In a surprising turn of events, Malad City, Idaho became the epicenter of a groundbreaking new voting system in America. As the nation sought innovative ways to engage citizens in the democratic process, Malad City stepped up to host a unique event that would capture the attention of the entire nation.

The stage was set for an unprecedented showdown between two political heavyweights, Donald Trump, and Joe Biden. However, instead of the traditional debate format, they would face off in the octagon, showcasing their physical prowess as they fought for the executive branch. This unconventional approach aimed to bring a new level of transparency and excitement to the political arena.

Mayor Joan Hawkins took on the role of the officiator for this historic event. With her unwavering commitment to fairness and impartiality, she ensured that the rules were followed, and that the integrity of the process remained intact.

Sheriff Arne Jones, the man who once wrestled a bear into submission, oversaw security. He brought his whole team to keep the rowdy crowd in check. The only threat he couldn't handle was Trump's Twitter fingers. Fortunately, this event was strictly Wi-Fi-free.

Iron Door Smokehouse oversaw keeping spectators fed. Their menu included political-themed treats like "Bipartisan Bites" and "Diplomacy Dogs." Who says democracy can't be delicious?

And of course, Ward's ACE was there, ready to fix any damage caused by the fighters' political punches. They had hammers, nails, and even glue for Trump's inevitable hairpiece mishaps.

Meanwhile, Tony McClain and his scout troop were in the front row, learning about democracy in a way that only a fight club can teach. Their scoutmaster thought, "Why read about democracy when you can watch two old guys beat each other up for it?"

And so, the moment arrived. Trump and Biden entered the octagon. The crowd roared with excitement, and America watched with anticipation.

As the fight began, Biden threw a punch, but then suddenly stopped. He looked around, confused. "Where am I?" he muttered. Unbeknownst to everyone, Biden had mistaken the octagon for one of his typical naps. Confusion took over him, and he wandered off into the crowd, looking for his trusty rocking chair.

Trump, seizing the opportunity like he seizes any limelight, decided to give a speech about building a wall. He rambled on about bricks, mortar, and Mexico until suddenly, an odd noise interrupted him. It was the unmistakable sound of a Trump-sized heart attack.

The crowd gasped and the doctors rushed in, but it was too late. Trump's wall-building dreams were shattered, along with the hopes of his victory. Turns out, even vibrant tweets couldn't save a heart made of fast-food burgers.

But just as Trump's life was fading away, a celestial glow filled the octagon. The crowd looked up in awe as a golden staircase descended from the heavens, carrying a familiar face - it was none other than the legendary Twitter bird.

Trump's eyes widened in disbelief as he realized he was being saved by his beloved social media platform. The Twitter bird gently lifted Trump's soul and carried him towards the staircase. The crowd erupted in laughter and applause, recognizing the absurdity of the situation.

As Trump ascended, he pulled out his phone and began live-tweeting his journey to Twitter heaven. He shared his excitement, his gratitude, and updated his followers on the latest celestial trends. The world couldn't believe their eyes as Trump's tweets poured down from the heavens, filling timelines with heavenly comedy.

In the end, neither Trump nor Biden won the fight for the presidency. The chaotic spectacle left both candidates and the nation reeling. Recognizing the need for change and unity, the government decided to hold a special election, inviting new candidates from throughout the country to step forward.

The fight between Trump and Biden became a bizarre footnote in history, a reminder of the dangers of theatrics and the importance of substantive debates. As the years went by, the memory of that night faded, but the lessons learned remained.

In the end, the nation moved forward, united by a shared understanding that no one person should wield absolute power. Democracy thrived, not in the punches thrown or the outrageous tweets, but in the hearts and minds of the American people who worked together to build a better future.

 Alaina Schrenk, Studio A Dance 

-Major success across the board for the Malad Dragons with multiple STATE TITLES!  GO DRAGONS!! 

-Heavy snowfall in January - Let's do some skiing and sledding!! 

-Happiness, love and prosperity for all! 

-Clint Price will go viral with his 'TikTok' dance moves

-I'll FINALLY talk my husband into a Disneyland trip :) 

-Malad will become the International Pickleball Headquarters

-90s style workout clothing will make a comeback at The Gym. 

-Dude ranch will never run out of mini bread loaves ---- YUMMINESS FOR ALL!!

-Main St. will be resurfaced 3 times, breaking the current record set in 2023.

- Alabama and the Beach Boys will add a tour stop in -Malad for the 4th of July Celebration

-During demolition of the Old Elementary School the girl in the white dress will finally be at rest.

-Malad Elementary School will reclaim the Mustang as their mascots

Here's to an amazing year full of love, laughter and gratitude! 

 Brynlee Bastian, MHS Student Body President

I predict that the class of 2024 will be the most successful class to come out of Malad High School. 

I predict that our winter sports teams will represent our school well. 

I predict that the spring sports teams will all be state qualifiers.

I predict that 2024 will be one of the biggest election years.

I predict that Abrams will let us use more than one snow day this winter. 

Lastly, I predict that Tori Green will come to college with me, as she will miss me too much!